Comments on: Arrr me hardies! http://www.lonnieswift.com/2008/11/18/arrr-me-hardies living life slowly Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:33:52 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Lonnie http://www.lonnieswift.com/2008/11/18/arrr-me-hardies/comment-page-1#comment-1150 Lonnie Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:05:51 +0000 http://www.lonnieswift.com/2008/11/18/arrr-me-hardies/#comment-1150 Sounding like a rum induced rant, not that that's a bad thing! But Pirate karaoke does sound like an idea - maybe the way we make our retirement $ eh? Not sure that i'd like to start a bar in Somalia though, even a pirate bar... Sounding like a rum induced rant, not that that’s a bad thing! But Pirate karaoke does sound like an idea – maybe the way we make our retirement $ eh? Not sure that i’d like to start a bar in Somalia though, even a pirate bar…

]]> By: Slanty2D http://www.lonnieswift.com/2008/11/18/arrr-me-hardies/comment-page-1#comment-1149 Slanty2D Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:49:00 +0000 http://www.lonnieswift.com/2008/11/18/arrr-me-hardies/#comment-1149 When OJ, OD and myself were taking the ferry from Italy to Greece there was talk on the ferry that another ferry had been taken by pirates and held hostage. That was back in the heady days of Albania collapsing because of some big triangle investment scheme back in the '90's. At least that was my memory of the ferry crossing. I could be way off on that, I was pretty drunk through out Europe. And chances are I had a girl on my lap, so my memory was probably even more foggy. I do remember though that Albania was in some financial meltdown cause of some investment triangle thing, of that I'm certain. Not at all like the sub-prime investment bank mortgage scheme that was going on in the US recently. Nothing like it. It may be more like it if there were pirates running around capturing boats. THEN we'd have a nice second world meltdown like Albania's. Does Albania qualify as second world? It's not third world, and I don't think it's first world...you just never hear of places being called 'second world' : "Oh don't go there, it's so Second World. They still listen to MC Hammer and think that Jolt cola is da bomb." I'm with SlantyOz though, we need more pirates. Not the ones that'll shiv you for your coffee and run off with your car, but ones that like to hang around in bars drinking their grog, singing, and yelling at the bar wench. I could go for some pirate karaoke. That'd be good times. Not great times, but certainly good times. Possibly with some bar wenchss it'd be great times. Times are always better with bar wenches around. And Rum. Rum always makes times better. Like now, the time is good, and I blame it partially on the Rum. Probably be better if there was a bar wench here though. Probably. When OJ, OD and myself were taking the ferry from Italy to Greece there was talk on the ferry that another ferry had been taken by pirates and held hostage. That was back in the heady days of Albania collapsing because of some big triangle investment scheme back in the ’90′s. At least that was my memory of the ferry crossing. I could be way off on that, I was pretty drunk through out Europe. And chances are I had a girl on my lap, so my memory was probably even more foggy. I do remember though that Albania was in some financial meltdown cause of some investment triangle thing, of that I’m certain.

Not at all like the sub-prime investment bank mortgage scheme that was going on in the US recently. Nothing like it. It may be more like it if there were pirates running around capturing boats. THEN we’d have a nice second world meltdown like Albania’s. Does Albania qualify as second world? It’s not third world, and I don’t think it’s first world…you just never hear of places being called ‘second world’ :

“Oh don’t go there, it’s so Second World. They still listen to MC Hammer and think that Jolt cola is da bomb.”

I’m with SlantyOz though, we need more pirates. Not the ones that’ll shiv you for your coffee and run off with your car, but ones that like to hang around in bars drinking their grog, singing, and yelling at the bar wench. I could go for some pirate karaoke. That’d be good times. Not great times, but certainly good times. Possibly with some bar wenchss it’d be great times. Times are always better with bar wenches around. And Rum. Rum always makes times better. Like now, the time is good, and I blame it partially on the Rum. Probably be better if there was a bar wench here though. Probably.

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